We're it

Ginga and Booboo got tagged by their aunty Rohini and since they’re not so good with the typing they asked me to be their secretary sorry administrative assistant.

I am thinking about…
Ginga: When do I eat next? Is that food? No it’s a chair. Hmm wonder how it tastes… woody, with a hint of pine nut and a smattering of varnish. Mmmm… when do I eat next…
BooBoo: I’m so bored. Those guys are trying to get their Ph.D. but they won’t let me. I want to do dog psychology with special case study of Fatass aka Ginga.

I said…
Ginga: RUFF! Fear me I am Ginga
BooBoo: A woo woo woo A woo woo woo. Don’t I sound impressive, ladies?

I want to…
Ginga: Eat and lay outside all day saying hi to the neighbouring dogs and sleep on the couch at night.
BooBoo: Run very fast and have other dogs chase me. They can’t catch me ha ha ha.

I wish…
Ginga: I was 18, can finally escape and become a chef with my own restaurant. Maybe I can audition for Hell’s Kitchen.
BooBoo: I was King of the world. Ruling Brunswick is just not enough for me.

I hear...
Ginga: only the clink of the leash which means I go out, opening of wrappers which means I get food and strange and wondrous sounds from the world outside which I want to check out. I listen to commands only if they involve a payoff in treats.
BooBoo: The sounds of my own voice… so melodious, a woo woo woo woo. I can hear a rabbit at 500 metres and field mice at 100. I give the commands around here, the people better listen.

I wonder…
Ginga: I heard cheese sticks come from cows. Are cows God?
BooBoo: Am I a dog or a person? Must be a dog, dogs are far superior. Can smell and hear better and can lie around all day, get treats and massages and ‘play’ with my blanket without getting arrested.

I regret…
Ginga: That I didn’t play the guilt angle that I lost my mummy more. Might have got more treats out of it. Too late now I have 2 ladies clamouring to be my future mummy but oddly enough daddy does not feature in their plans.
BooBoo: Voting for Bush. Hey, they promised me a vote if I voted Republican. I figured that getting a voters ID card is the first step to becoming President and ruler of the world but as things are going now, there might not be a world left by the time I get to that.

I am…
Ginga: black and tan. Now can I have a black and tan? (mix of Guinness and Bass beers)
BooBoo: black and white. I’ll go with the Guinness and for dessert, a Smirnoff Ice (for Indian non-drinking readers that's Limca with some alcohol in it).

I dance…
Ginga: on two back feet, forwards and backwards. German shepherds are spiritually Jamaican, didn’t you know?
BooBoo: on both feet, mainly jumping on and off the couch. OK border collies can’t dance.

I sing…
Ginga: when I see someone outside, when I want to go outside to do number 2 or when I’m bored.
BooBoo: A woo woo woo A woo woo woo. I’m singing now!

I cry…
Ginga: when they forget to leave food or trash for me to eat.
BooBoo: when Ginga jumps on me, the fatass weighs 10 kg more than me.

I am not always…
Ginga: concerned about eating. I also like massage and walks.
BooBoo: behind the couch. On the couch is good too, as long as I get to jump and run and sing.

I make with my hands…
Ginga: Dogs have paws silly. We lick them. I don’t mind a spot of carpet digging though if the shouting humans are not at home.
BooBoo: Ginga for once is right. Digging the carpet is pointless. Digging for field mice I wouldn't pass up though.

I write…
Ginga: my public relations officers mosilager and lova and imei handle that (see note above about hands).
BooBoo: my thesis on dog psychology of Ginga. It’s taking a long time and I fear I am turning into him.

I confuse…
Ginga: easily. Now did the humans want me to put my ass on the ground or 10 cm above it in a half crouch?
BooBoo: stupid people. They don’t know they should stay away unless I tell them it’s OK.

I need…
Ginga: another stomach. I love to eat.
BooBoo: a herd of sheep and a farm. Wouldn’t complain if there were some rabbits within 500 metres either.

And finally…
Ginga: Now can I get my sausage?
BooBoo: Humans, I am your father. Pray to me and cater to my every need.

OK so now I shall nominate for the GingaBoo 5 people who may or may not want to answer but I'll try anyway...

Video - she wants to be Ginga in her next life.

Mansoora - she comments 50,000 times on the web but hardly ever posts. Now's her chance.

Siddhu's crazy neo-Aryan roommate (Siddhu can write for him) - the roommate is insane and Siddhu does a good imitation.

Sreekumar - he always has profound thoughts on things... might get a serious answer to the tag!

Rajesh - for some spooky deja vu... wait isn't that a movie?