When the humans go to work, Ginga and BooBoo join up with the other doggies for a little smoking, drinking and card playing. Sometimes there is some live entertainment provided, and today was BooBoo's turn.
Good looking crowd out there... Does anyone know what is up with humans and eating too much? I live with this tall skinny guy and he's always eating. Morning, evening, night... always eating... and when he comes back from that place he goes to every day, I can smell that he's been eating. What is up with not sharing the food? Dogs gotta eat well too. That dry stuff keeps the hunger away but it's not... how you might say... fulfilling. To top it all, the Ginga has 10Kgs on me and he gets even less food than I do. Those humans!
That's some stinky stuff they put on in the morning I tell you. There I am nicely sleeping and those guys wake up and, I think this is some misguided attempt to give me respect, they run to the room with all the water and proceed to wash themselves. Now don't get me wrong, I love a good mud bath just as much as any of you, but I don't like getting wet through with that non-black water. That cannot be good for you and these guys do it every day. They are probably torturing themselves to make up for all the time they should be spending attending to me. Why is "Lab" more important than me? Who is this lab anyway? I'd like to meet her and do some 'dominating' if you get my gist. Why do those humans come out of the water room stinking to high heaven? I try to tell them not to roll in whatever they're rolling in by laying outside but they don't listen. Anyone got any human-training tips? If they weren't so big I'd have given them a mud bath myself.
Don't get me started on the squirrels and rabbits of Lafayette. Those things be damn fast! I'm chasing and chasing and they disappear like the wind. I think they're on speed or something... there must be a Columbian rabbit cartel that supplies these guys. I'd like to get my hands on that and then they'd see.
Thanks guys you've been a great audience...
Tags:
1 comment:
thats good stuff mos :) or should I say BooBoo: for the record, I only eat when I am hungry, it just happen to be all time :(
Post a Comment