Tagged - what makes a good doggy friend?

e asked us, "what makes a good doggie friend?" or alternatively, what will it take for the cat to be accepted in our lives again?

1. barks or miaows when we bark, who knows, there could be major danger lurking out there that we have to wake up the whole neighbourhood for at 3 in the morning
2. watches out for the humans when we raid the trash
3. brings anything she hunts outside for taste testing by us
4. hides when the humans bring out any food - even cat food, which ginga gets first dibs on
5. goes for long walks with us and convinces other cats that we are safe, when they come close we will chase them {evil laugh: heh heh heh}
6. looks guilty and stays in the front room in plain view when lova, i-mei or ranjit return and something's wrong in the house (see #2).
7. keeps the humans busy while we sneak out to chase rabbits, squirrels and field mice. we are informed that the rabbit-looking thingies are hares but we are sure they taste alike

we tag any dog who wants to do the tag, especially if they are cute, in which case we want to sniff their rear ends to make sure they are really cute... remember, you are what you smell like