30 July 2009

Pawsted by imei

Some pictures of GB and fat cat taken by Yu-Tzu when she visited...

01 July 2009

Pawsted by imei

Kung Fu Ginga!

On a peaceful night, the furious three - Master Booboo, Master kitty, and Master ginga; and their Master Shifu (Me) were chilling in our Valley of Fatness watching Japanese Drama. Suddenly, we sensed our greatest fear, Tai Lung the Fly, had escaped and headed towards us. He followed the trace of the light in our living room and found the valley. He broke through our screen; circled around the valley killing and destroying our peace. Seeing the damage, Master kitty decided to lead the furious three and confronted the fly in our narrow living room. She carried her fat belly and attacked the fly with Black Tiger Kung Fu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Tiger_Kung_Fu) and Short Range Boxing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duan_Quan) using her short arms and fat fists. Master BooBoo came from the side and tried to corner the fly with his incredible Dog Kung Fu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_Kung_Fu) and Lost Track Fist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizongyi). However, Tai Lung the Fly out beat them and escaped time after time. Finally, Master Ginga had arrived. Though a bit afraid, he had listened to Master Shifu, me, to think of the Fly as food. Then the miracle happened: with his amazing Kung Fu Buddhist Palm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fut_Gar) and Ground-Prone Fist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditangquan), he accidentally hit the fly with his big head and Tia Lung ended up on the ground, no longer moves. The Furious Three returned with great honor, and The Valley of Peace returned to its greatest calm and Japanese drama rolls on~~
The leader of the Furious Three: Master Kitty